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Easily Distracted By Book Boyfriends – Snarky Woven Blanket For Romance Readers | Free U.S. Shipping

Can’t focus? Blame the book boyfriends.

Let’s be honest: productivity is optional when there’s a romance novel involved.

Sure, you’ve got goals, you’ve got standards, but you’ve also got those book boyfriends.

So you devour spicy romance between work, workouts, and keeping the dog alive.

This blanket is for the multitasking goddess who lives responsibly but reads recklessly.

It’s not just a blanket. It’s your enabler.

Which is why “just gonna read one chapter” turns into a 2-hour binge read. 

Please note:  Colors will appear more muted in person than in the mock-up images due to the woven (not printed) design.

Features Galore!

Why You’ll Fall Head Over Heels:

  • Book-Lover Chic: 100% cotton yarn, woven with care and clearly meant to impress your book boyfriend.
  • Fringe Benefits: Flirty and fun.
  • Three Sizes of YES: Lap snuggles? Solo nesting? Blanket fort with a fictional crush? Covered.
  • Low-Maintenance Romance: Machine washable and tumble-dry friendly. Your life’s spicy, not high-maintenance.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Gentle cycle with mild detergent
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Non-chlorine bleach only
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 52'' × 37''

Sku: 12781219917306471111
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